I am, at this very moment, printing out what I hope is the final proof of Lichtenbergianism: procrastination as a creative strategy.
I won't bore you with the details of why I've had to continue to re-jigger the layout, up to and including a complete resizing of the book. I'm just going to print this thing out, spend all day reading it out loud, and then take a deep breath, calm my stomach, and send it to my publisher, Boll Weevil Press (under its Lichtenbergian Press imprint).
I'll let you know when you can give me money.
In other news, I also laid out an entire burn while waiting for my fellow Lichtenbergian Turff to write the foreword to Lichtenbergianism. I am quite unhappy with the results, so hooray for ABORTIVE ATTEMPTS and SUCCESSIVE APPROXIMATION.