I am away camping with the hippies this week at Euphoria; I wrote this last week and scheduled it to be posted this morning; that is all.
While I am away camping with the hippies, you should give serious consideration to giving me money to talk to your group, whether it's an arts-oriented organization, a school group (up to and including teachers/principals/central office staff), or a business team.
I'm good at it, I'm engaging, I'm funny, and the Nine Precepts are actually eye-opening to most of your peers. But you already know that, having read the book and put them into practice yourself.
Make me an offer. I can make almost anything work as long as I don't end up paying for it myself, i.e., I'd probably do it even if it's just you covering my travel expenses and/or allowing to sell my book to your folks.