Freebies!

If you buy Lichtenbergianism: procrastination as a creative strategy on its launch day, Friday, November 17, you will receive all of the following items offered by Dale's friends.

  • from Blue Cole, (bluecole.com): a chapter from his upcoming book, Elsewhere
  • from Marc Honea, excerpts from his Another Farewell to the Theatre: essays, aphorisms, and haiku
  • from Pilliard Dickle (dicklecalendars.com): the preface from his upcoming book, [Insert Title Here] and if you know Pilliard you understand that's the title
  • from Jeff Bishop (wjeffbishop.com): Fishsticks, a children's book illustrated by Natalie Bishop

And you can choose to receive:

  • a signed clown nose from Mike Funt (or unsigned—your choice!)

But wait, there's more!

You will also receive an Official Lichtenbergianism Precepts Bookmark, autographed!  And if you're on Facebook, you will be invited to join the exclusive Lichtenbergianism: Making the Thing group, where Dale will be available to offer you advice on any of your ABORTIVE ATTEMPTS!

What if I told you...

Even more!  Everyone who buys the book on November 17 will have their name put into a hat, and one randomly chosen name will receive a Quarterly Subscription of WASTE BOOKS from the incredible Field Notes Brand PLUS three other readers will receive a pack of Field Notes' current Special Edition, the Dime Novel Notebook.  This is a huge deal, guys!

How do I get the freebies?

  1. Buy the book on Friday, November 17, on Amazon. 
  2. Email your purchase receipt or a screenshot of same to dale@Lichtenbergianism.com.
  3. I'll send you a link to the form to claim your bonus items.  Easy!